Being nebulous would be groovy, if grooves could exist in nebula. Perhaps they do, but I am in no position to issue any kind of definitive answer to the question of such.
This is what I do know, for the purposes of this page:
I am both skilled and experienced with branding, media relations, public relations, and all ilk of printed matter when it comes to agencies and organizations.
I’d be happy to help with any of your needs. I am capable of both diplomacy and non-defamatory invective.
There are no real rates for this, because everybody is (or at least seems) different. Just give me a shout, and we will reach an ideal solution.