This is a marvelous day for me, this early juncture exhorts me to insist, but only because I’m insisting upon it. All other people are free to have the sort of day of their choosing. So, as it stands now, I am committed to pragmatic positivity, regardless of whether I’m convinced of its actual evidence. [...]
every single none of you
You must and I’m sure that you do understand that the magnitude of any happening, no matter how infinitesimal, enfeebles us with our silly ideas of encapsulation. I know, for instance that there is nothing that I can justly consider comprehensive, when comprehension is itself such a bedeviling galore of therefores. This may sound anti-intellectual, [...]
Placidity vs. Acidity
There has been just too much that has happened to even write about my own life today. So, I’ll write about anotherthing (yes, that is one word). Now, where does that take me? What does that make me? I’ll be back just as soon as anything becomes clear.
Notably, Not Ably
Mono nono The tiresome taling continues. I’m such a languid excuse for a functioning adult right now that I’ll likely just stop typing here when I’m done. There’s nothing really to describe the feeling accurately, because it’s not exactly pain. Definitely, it’s dramatic, according to the descriptors that I can summon. But the intensity of [...]
Whose Bad?
I ran out of energy today to post onto this blog. It would be great if it could be a daily occurrence, which is why I’m doing this. But, today–so beautiful, and so needlessly complicated. Everything got so mired and direful. And nothing got done! Sorry. More soon. Please don’t exterminate or banish me.
SPF Infinity
This point very (VERY) clearly begs for making: I never wanted a family. I mean, I suppose that when you’re a youngster, you say things like, When I’m a grown-up I want twenty kids, thirty pet elephants, and forty pencils. And a dollar in dimes. I see all bets as being off until you’re sufficiently [...]
Everything, Finally, Is Here

(Hi. Images won’t translate from goodideasonpaper.blogspot.com. I’m going to insert a recent picture of Desmond, now aged FIVE, so that newcomers and regulars alike will know the magic of this personality. Thank you to Nate Saucier for the photograph!) Don’t Joke 12/15/2010, 11:45 AM I realize that, of late, I have shared precious little in [...]
Mercury Poisoning
(The third post; I don’t know why WordPress would not accommodate these.) 12.10.2010 Mercury Poisoning 12/10/2010, 4:04 PM Hi from December 10th. I’d sworn to myself that entries would occur on a daily basis, but I was eyebrow-deep in variously futile episodes of abject tedium; when it was over, tomorrow was no longer tomorrow, while [...]
Additional Compensatory Gestures
This is the second post, entitled Help Me Understand 12/8/2010, 1:35 PM Ev’ry time that I enter the site that a person enters in order to post another posting or to check on some other nonsense, I’m confronted with a gigantor, dull-red, full-screen warning that a “security threat” to my computer (which, for some, easily [...]
Compensatory Gestures, Part 1
The eldest posts for Blogger won’t import. So I’ll post them here. One at a time. This is the first. Ever! 12.06.2010 good ideas on paper 12/6/2010, 8:35 AM [NOTE: As this is the inaugural installment of this blog—a blog so new that it’s waiting for random doctors to invert it and spank its behind—and [...]
The Past
I wrote this in the past. While I wasn’t telling the truth then, I am now. What gives? My children have absconded with whatever vestiges of energy remain in my body. I just wanna sleep. All the time. I should be, and probably am, grateful. I’ll explain. [THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH IS OLD HAT FOR MOST, [...]
Contemplating Movement
Alright. Fine. Mystery solved. And if I had energy to do more than one thing at a time, then you bet I’d be swearing at the firmament. But not (as would be expected) for its oppressive reign o’er the typically effulgent segue of May into June. (Actually, reflecting on it, I realize that I was [...]
What to Do When It Happens
It’s the morning (Happy Birthday, Jad!), although only barely just the morning in the proper sense. In fact, it is likely to be afternoon by the time that I post this. Isn’t it strange that the day begins at midnight? When I was 17 and had some luxury of choice in the matter, I decided [...]
Styles & Trends
In the face of my risking rending beneath all of this moronic life-and-living debris (i.e., impecunity), in the thick of thinking very quickly about how slowly I’d been doing just that, I spotted a book that I had pilfered from my lovely hosts Jason Willett & Kirsten Rook when last I visited Baltimore. Of course, [...]
Upward and Offward

Thursday night finds the author of this authored item feeling very much like himself, which is appropriate given his selfhood. Everything else feels external. This is not inaccurate, but it is rather strangely pitched when the literal expands and extends into the figurative. Kind of like when you drive yourself batshit attempting to count things [...]
Arresting Myself
Hi and hello and all ilk of furthermore and suchlike– This is the first proper sentence in the first new post on Good Ideas on Paper!!! In this hopelessly trivialized age, events like debuts are everless worth mentioning, but I will mention this, because it is extraordinary. Also extraordinary is that I am launching the [...]
Actual Happenings
Yeah, well, hi. Another fortnight has vaporized. Sheesh! And it’s May. Because it’s been merciful (to some °) outdoors, I’ve been digging and moving objects and making myself grubby and oh-so-many whatnots in attempts at amounting to an effort to a) be less fraught with anxiety; b) transform the hitherto crucible of our house [yes, [...]
Ha ha ha ha ha
It is said that the mere experience of laughter will generate mirth. As the last fortnight has left me beleaguered, I’m gonna start laughing despite my inclination to fret. I will chronicle the results of this, my abjectly informal mockery of science, throughout the day. I will start by laughing. Here goes: Forced. It’s 8:30 [...]
The Bubble Bursts Eternally
Here from scratch we start anew e-i-e-i-o i can’t even sleep i’m so mired moreover in the resolution of this especial humor game, almost all contingent upon the diffident sadism as emanating from the hood of corporate persons. here i shall detail the perversity of this cascading mangle: it starts with a (sort-of) good thing: as i was [...]
Knowing What (and Why Not to Bother)
sheesh well i have so much that i have written to post that it’s too much and my time is better (i.e., more constructively) spent saying hello then it would be to spend the remainder of this sunny morning to complete a telling of the taling because it’s in the past and in this case is [...]
Sentimental Entropy
I’ve got a peg on a singular trust: that sequence is either everything or a passable facsimile thereof, and that “correct” collisions of matter and meaning and relative relevance will, in the sweetness of chance, befriend this still-arcane saga. Select any unit of time—it does not, evidently, matter what the interval—and the chosen amount will amount [...]
Unfinished vs. Undone
Momentum mustn’t waver at this most crucial of junctures. You see, it is too typical that, when I write about a niggling bit How Things Sometimes Are, I get sidetracked. By children, by circumstance, by this-or-that that I’ve forgotten to do. But not this time. No, sir and/or madam. The secret to avoiding this, I [...]
Same Old Novelty
I’m still in Baltimore, but I’m going to make it home. I tell myself that, in and from the throes of a barrage of contrary obstacles. It’s humiliating, but the net effect is somehow even more destabilizing. I have done everything “right,” and everything has responded by malfunctioning grandly. And I miss my family A GREAT DEAL. [...]
Adjective Heavens!
It is April. Welcome to that, for all that it may be (but, in my experience, typically isn’t) worth. It seems nice enough outdoors, and it is, here in Baltimore. Not that I’d really know, having sat in uncomfortable proximity to my feelings over the weekend. Sunday was Glenn’s memorial service, and I attended. It [...]
New Things for Old
It would seem–nay, it DOES seem–that a new post is necessary. All of these convoluted incrementality blog spots are almost as irritating to oversee as they are to behold. Oui, oui, all the way home. What’s this coming year to bring? (That’s a fine thing to consider, Mr. Gallaher; if you repeat that with some frequency, then it [...]
Dont Mind Me It’s Incremental
This is obnoxious. Why, in my one moment of complete permittance to compensate for last nights complete lack of repose with a feeble nap, do I suddenly feel inspired to write on this blog? That blog. Don’t answer and I will stop asking. It’s a shame that they don’t have anything analogous to a 12-step process for [...]
(This vs. That) vs. the Other =
I was asked earlier about where a new post could be found. Here’s one! Right here! And it’s not even written yet! I apologize wholeheartedly for my absence from the fray. I would absolutely love to have something profound, beatific, and/or mesmerizing to show for it, but I do not. I have been suffering the loss of a [...]
Revisited Currency
I’ve been so kinda sad and screwed up over the passing of my friend Glenn that I haven’t been able to think in any organized manner over these last two weeks. What is there to say about it? Glenn Sorvisto was like no other person that ever existed, but I guess that that’s true for/about everybody [...]
A Renewed Post
This is an old post. Jan 12, 2011 8:25 PM Futility Is the New Utility by Benb Gallaher I’ve got a bizarre amount of explaining to do, although not really TO anyone. That, I suppose, is blogging’s raison d’être, but that doesn’t really mean that much yet in my life with a dead computer and [...]
Going on with Our Bad Selves
hi there short post today oh look and free of punctuates but worry not for i will deploy them shortly !@#$%R^Y&*(.?”? pretend it’s a swear word. Anywise, it’s life in Brunswick, M to the E. Weather people apparatus creatures said, for at least the fourth time this week, that it’s set to snow today, but they lie.We [...]
Jump ’til You Slump
On my death certificate, under “Cause of Death,” I vote for there to be entered: “Having Been Born.” A curiously balmy Thursday morn in February has not hoodwinked me out of awareness that the sun is absent from the proceedings. All of the snow in our yard has melted, and the earth has thawed. We [...]
Awful Masterpieces
These insomnolent nights of late (in advance of a decision about whether or not I am a suitable candidate to work at this stupendous job to which I have applied [and for which I have interviewed]) are giving me fallible impetus for cursing the epiphenomenal February cold with which I am and have been so [...]
Crumbs, Disguised as Courses
As a Moment of Truth approaches with this Vermont position-in-awaiting (I’ve really done my best for this one), there is only jetsam to report, with each unit of flotsam having floated off into the night like so much flotsam in the night. Some puzzling components, that I’ll update as the day progresses: * Desmond and Ivor have continued [...]
Adventures Gone Awry
I don’t know what I was or was not thinking, but I decided to instigate a foolish experiment and use a Facebook™ conversation as ostensible material for a blog post. The intended effect of this was to underscore/highlight the collaborative aspects of all this networked whatnot and what not, now that everything is so bleedin’ [...]
ten days later
it’s silly to begin this post which is itself begun after a lengthy hiatus during which much has happened and after which I attempted to compose a sentence that is laden with as many prepositional clauses as possible, notwithstanding my lassitude at counting them in spite of myself. so, this is what’s that. i went to [...]
Now I’m All Serious
Humans need to have some work done on their stupefying human brains. Here in Brunswick, Maine, we are out of oil, with perhaps a thimbleful remaining. Anyhow, I’ve just adjusted the thermostat upwards by 20% to 60°, so that my wife and children don’t feel like they’re hostages on an involuntary sojourn to a distinctly frostful hinterland. It’ll [...]
Resolutionary
An unfortunate happening, this: when I commit to posting by saying something like, “A post is coming. I wil be right back,” it much more often than not, is a prelude to a protracted hiatus. But it’s not like anything all that productive happens. It’s sort of like I get into bed at a predetermined [...]
Feel Like Makin’ Lists
[Bad Company is as horrid as it gets, but there is certain…satisfaction (?) to be derived from singing the line of the title to the tune of their odious unthem (new word); it would culminate with, “Feel Like Listin’ Things to Do.”] There will be a proper post today; it’s on my list. (Your kiss, [...]
The Duller Points
Call this whatever you want; I’ll call it February by default. The sun is getting stronger; I can feel it. It’s rather like a dream in which you can’t move, but somebody’s eating your favorite meal right up on you. (I’ve never had such a dream, and I hope that I don’t now.) There are some [...]
I forgot
Hi. Sorry not to post today. I forgot to eat for most of the day, mostly due to excitement that January’s gonna be over in fourteen minutes. It’s a psychological victory, and I am held together by 3M Scotch brand tape, but hooray!
Global Time Is Now
It’s a bizarre day, and I’d say that it was something like “curious” if it were over, but it’s not. There’s that feeling akin to, “Alright. I’m done, and have seen quite enough. Can’t we just make tomorrow longer and have the day end RIGHT NOW?” I’ll say that I said that it was good [...]
Sell See Us
Brunswick, Maine. Last Saturday of January. Sunny, lithely approaching 5°C. The metric system is good practice for us. It scares most Americans. I will lay it down here to be simple about it. Water freezes. Water boils. Both of these things happen at certain temperatures. Take the temperature range between freezing and boiling. Divide that [...]
That Is Really Something
Hi, all. Typing these very characters, I wonder if anyone is out there. (not like “out there,” because wow man i know). Seldom are people forewarned of the difficulties intrinsic to sustaining momentum while in solitude. There is a need for any readers of this to say things to me, so that I might respond to those said things. [...]
Definition and Meaning (Not Even)
It’s been a WEEK? Holy carp. Something occurred, or must’ve done, to keep me away from this pleasant activity of posting daily. That’s fine; all that we are is irrefutably older. But the atoms and molecules that comprise us are ever assiduous in so doing, and they seem still to be keen on it, even [...]
DNR Rescinded
I have sworn in the past. And I did swear in the past that I would never resuscitate older blog posts. It’s been determined, however, that I should, because the archiving system on Blogger is something that my ritardando brain cannot grasp. As such and to this end, highlights of posts past will appear here over [...]
No Fun Intended
The vicissitudes of January in Mainebother the heck out of me. I will admit, however reluctantly, that I am grateful to be living on this frigid overcast unday, but just because my vocally espousing the alternative (i.e., not living) would abnegate all of the specific goodnesses, general greatness and so forth of this milieu, but [...]
Rock against Restraint
in case anything happens What a lovely day! We got a TON of snow, which is not/neither surprising nor enduringly enjoyable, but the sunlight is acutely exquisite.I had a poem to post here, but I left the power supply to my old computer in Virginia, and I don’t have access to any documents. (Plus, this [...]
Okay okay okay okay
This “break” from blogging daily has been protracted. I can’t honestly say that I’m sorry about that. You probably aren’t either, or you wouldn’t be if you knew that my inclination upon recognition of such vacuity is to be more vacuous than before in a pre-emptive navelgaze. But enough self-effacement–I don’t know about you all, but I DEPLORED the [...]
Having Had to
Sitting with the end of a long yesterday at this keyboard, I guess it could have been suggested that there squirming shards of ideas resident in an errant nook of my brain. Whether they were nascent or remnant, I’ll never know, because I just got so tired that I had to stop. Today is the same, [...]
Good January Things
It is so frightfully cold outside that everything is different. You don’t see anybody on the street (pedestrianism being so very passé in these conditions), but upon entry to any establishment, people share an expression of grim resignation, a sort of, ”Oh, shit. This is quite serious”–rather like the nanosecond in which you realize that the pepper that [...]
then there is this
It has become very cold. Benb Gallaher is in cryogenic suspension. This is a robot, programmed beforehand by Benb Gallaher, submitting this message to you on this day (which is January 14, 2012, and will remain thus until all clocks and calendars thaw). The wee ones are caterwauling and caddywompus on account of having exhausted themselves utterly via [...]
Getting Gotten
Phew! January unabates and intensifies, rendering the sun forgettable even as or when it emerges. I wish that there were other words, because nothing that I know comes close to depicting the vapid and petulant matter of the fact that I’ve no control over my non-life except wait no I don’t remember the silver lining [...]
All the World’s an Age
Aging occurs. At all times. Are we left with any choice but to embrace it? Frankly, no. But does that work? As we’ve seen, in an age during which ageless stars perish at ostensible ages, most of us unwitting players in a left-behind series would scratch our wispily covered heads if only they retained any [...]
Characters (with and without Spaces)
Let’s begin here. Now, thus refined, let’s continue. My name is Benb Gallaher, as everyone that knows me on occasion sometimes knows. That’s not my given name. My given name is the far-less-challenging “Benjamin.” This happens to be a name that I rather like. I am pleased that my parents gave it to me. Even [...]
Whoa Is Me
* I’m in the midst of writing a colossal post that I would not deign to complete tonight (or even tomorrow, probably), so this is an irascible stopgapparatus–not a truffle, but a trifle. Whoa is me. Yeah, I mean it. Do you know Whoa? Well, that’s me. I have pretty much always believed, and this [...]
Direct Me to the Nearest Surgeon
Hi, Everybody– As a person that can no longer umbrella his mistakes with newness, I humbly cry uncle toward Blogger and its unique capacity cooperate as it sees fit, which is increasingly seldom. I would swear at it, but to pillory a program is one step too abstract–the computer is behaving, and my family is blurrily zipping [...]
Unraveling Continues Apace
Thoughts are good for when Oh, no they’re not. But they are frequently thought. Thoughts get thought, regardless of their condiments.Okay. Vandalism is dorkdom. Be that as it may, I know some spot-on, terrific people that have committed vandalism. Also, I have also seen some EXTRAORDINARY vandalism and, while I feel that the means is [...]
21 Questions Unraveled, Part One
Facebook. Ohhh, eww. Facebook. Of course, I love it and suddenly need it. Days and weeks evaporate. So, they’ve got this “app” called 21 Questions. There’s no real excuse for it, except to indulge narcisissm to an EVEN MORE unseemly extent than had heretofore been possible. One funny thing among many about 21 Questions is that it [...]
Friends without Acquaintances
Earache my eye it’s the first Saturday of this already distinctly claustrophobic year. I feel saddled unspecifically with strangeness, which is never news, but I’ve had a cold for days and feel somehow now that it’s aware of no longer “running the show,” which is nice. Perhaps it will abdicate its ornamental authority sooner than [...]
I Am Ebbing (Hear Me Ebb)
What is it a Whensday oh gee I got my MRI results! No bad news equals good news. Good news equals jubilation! Yet, I tire. I’m sure that we’re in unrealistic proximity to the North Pole. What to do? All sorts of people have all sorts of smug gratification upon seeing our struggles, and that [...]
How to Do This
It is so blasted cold outside that I would laugh if I heard something very humorous, possibly. My clothes are in the dryer, and I would that I were there with them. But it is so lovely, and Vermont is so beguiling in that intangible, alchemical way that it’s always been. There’s an alloy of [...]
testing taxing trying
Hooray? I think that this might actually work, here with Blogger’s new compatibility whateverness and such. The erstwhile lack thereof is prompting me to test. (five minutes, maybe six minutes, later) And the preliminary results appear to be satisfactory. HOORAY! Then there is the business of getting thoughts together. An entirely different kettle of fish, [...]
The 2012 Time Capsule
Desmond, Ivor, Molly, and I have been attempting all day to construct a time “capsule” in as much of a nod to sadly outdated past predictions of the future as a way to sanctify the mundane in our lives.Trouble is that we’ve been mired in this bog/fog/clog all the livelong day. But we’ll have something going [...]
notes from the new year
Happy New Year! Right. By like 15 seconds, I “missed” the purported cusp, which is really just a time-zone thing, and you know how those are. At any rate, I was by myself at midnight, and I didn’t feel any changes occurring tangibly but for being rather listless and slumbersome, so I fell asleep just [...]
Adjective Old Year
Plerase note here that nobody says, “Happy Old Year.” On the day of New Year’s Eve, I wonder why they give up so easily in considering this ever-scarcer 2011 to be entirely spent. Today, it would be just like saying, “Have a good one,” which is hardly outside of the bell curve. I would suggest [...]
Adjustments: Undue Homework
In “preparation” for twenty twelve (whose name I’d write numerically, were its sequence of numbers not so, you know, counterintuitive, which is to say nearly nothing per the stunted force inside of me believes that unabbreviated living will somehow lead to a life of unfathomable bounty in tender of tremendous importance that is not necessarily negotiable), and amid chronic financial emergency, I have been inspired to review all [...]
A Day without Denouement
Ack! So, so much happening that I feel compelled not to mention anything except that. Ivor (2.4 years) is detuning an acoustic guitar as he strums it. Every few minutes, he’ll stop and applaud himself, and I love that he knows that which we are always striving to recall in any applicable sphere. There aren’t many [...]
Someone Says
I don’t know the source of this truism. (Gosh, well, that itself is a truism, innit.) Neither do I know the source of the following truism (although I am quite sure that it’s from a Goddard College student): The perception of time within a finite experience is analogous to the lifespan of a toilet-tissue roll. [...]
Spelling and Speaking
As a somewhat-newly minted 13-year-old person, I found myself a part of the callow and alkaline contingent of contestants in the 1991 Frederick County Spelling Bee. It was Friday, May 24. The night before, I had gone to the Francis Scott Key Mall with my mother and chosen some new clothing for the event. I was [...]
subjective observations
FROM EARLY JULY every time an opportunity–for conviviality, economic stability, right livelihood, whatever-the-eff rambunctious semi-adventure–appears, i have a burst of energy that is, all too often, not commensurate with the opportunity. often, my enthusiasm is utterly unwarranted, and is squandered as a result. it’s like electrifying an inanimate object and expecting it to come to life [...]
Afoot Ahead Ago (Go)
(FROM EARLY APRIL, 2011)Another indigestible specimen of world-class conundrum?Appealing a rejected filing for disability. Wanna know why?In America, at least, to have a disability is to contradict the allegedly robust American spirit, to somehow disrupt the free-market feudalism that has, evidently, “gotten us to where are” while “paving the way to a better tomorrow.” So, [...]
Involuntary Sabbatical
this is just too much i mean really I’ve had many posts be deleted surreptitiously by whatever this vile electronic imp is called so i’m switching hosts or what have you to wordpress but really know nothing about it oh, arse
fractions: sweet talk for suckers?
the heat of the past week has killed our heretofore-struggling-in-earnest vegetable garden. done fried it up good and proper. i keep getting interviews and being oh-so-close to getting work, but alas, no. this is miles from interesting, but is “funny” when seen through the lens of Grand Overarching Philosophy that i’ve had to assume in [...]
fractions: sweet talk for suckers?
the heat of the past week has killed our heretofore-struggling-in-earnest vegetable garden. done fried it up good and proper. i keep getting interviews and being oh-so-close to getting work, but alas, no. this is miles from interesting, but is “funny” when seen through the lens of Grand Overarching Philosophy that i’ve had to assume in [...]
la Lettre
July 19, 2011 Dear Things, Please go well. Thank you. Kind Regards, Benb
dumb day
yet another potential job has vaporized i discovered that my existing part-time job has done so too, and my disability appeal was rejected on the basis of my improvement, forgoing examination of the years that i have spent ill and unemployable eww. a better tomorrow? definitely. one awaits.
I was doing so well with daiy posting but agggI’m going to go an hour away for a blood draw that will determinemy provisional eligibility for contracting progressive multifocal encephalopathy (the last word of which sounds rather like a done-up “snuffleupagus” mired in a clinical tragedy)
Le plus difficile
goodnight goodmorning hey: why is “goodnight” an accepted word, when other times of day are not afforded such treatment? (you can laugh at that, but it’s not a joke.) i’ve never been talented with Business Ideas. when some lame braggart will asserts that ”we’ve been in business since [the past]” in an attempt to establish credibility, [...]
hold up one time
oh, ack! my phone has been disconnected, and i would love not to take it personally, but i kinda do. at any rate, i’ll be mucking about with various muckery the whole moning through, so i just would like to say that i’ll be around later. but here are some good ideas on paper: soda [...]
Recreationism
I’ve become something of a fool for these “stacked” daily blog posts, wherein I begin with Part 2: the wholesome-generally-anyway supplement to what doubtless a different (and, sometimes, baleful) Part 1. And, if I’m lucky enough to be struck with the notion, I’ll retitle the post . Like this post. One of the many subjects [...]
Recreationism
I’ve become something of a fool for these “stacked” daily blog posts, wherein I begin with Part 2: the wholesome-generally-anyway supplement to what is doubtless a different (and, sometimes, baleful) Part 1. And, if I’m lucky enough to be struck with the notion, I’ll retitle the post . Like this post. One of the many [...]
Summer of Thursdays
Okay, well, I’m covered with sweat, and I probably stink, but my nose won’t stop bleeding. Dignity. Ding dang dignity. Currently, I’m engaged in telephonic pleas with a battalion of creditors, but that’s only because i have a superb view of the 6:50 PM sun, and it’s making anything possible. This hold music is atrocious. [...]
Summer of Thursdays
Okay, well, I’m covered with sweat, and I probably stink, but my nose won’t stop bleeding. Dignity. Ding dang dignity. Currently, I’m engaged in telephonic pleas with a battalion of creditors, but that’s only because i have a superb view of the 6:50 PM sun, and it’s making anything possible. This hold music is atrocious. [...]
Interdependence Day
Hi. I’m taking my the advice of my eldest brother, who’s considerably shrewder and more savvy than I am, and posting daily. In full disclosure, I’m doing so begrudgingly. The humidity that’s hindered us―permeating everything that we do or don’t touch, muddling and fuddling my erstwhile will to make meaning of and from a purportedly [...]
Interdependence Day
Hi. I’m taking my the advice of my eldest brother, who’s considerably shrewder and more savvy than I am, and posting daily. In full disclosure, I’m doing so begrudgingly. The humidity that’s hindered us―permeating everything that we do or don’t touch, muddling and fuddling my erstwhile will to make meaning of and from a purportedly [...]
Reasons Why
That is a title of phenomenal inanity, but maybe I’ll unearth in this process a reason for having titled this thus. It’s so damn gloopy that I spent 15 minutes, tops, outside today. For the unfathomable plodding remainder (cloudy days in Maine can’t help but plod), I peeled wallpaper. We will be moving soon (although [...]
Reasons Why
That is a title of phenomenal inanity, but maybe I’ll unearth in this process a reason for having titled this thus. It’s so damn gloopy that I spent 15 minutes, tops, outside today. For the unfathomable plodding remainder (cloudy days in Maine can’t help but plod), I peeled wallpaper. We will be moving soon (although [...]
a subjective observation
every time an opportunity–for conviviality, economic stability, right livelihood, whatever-the-eff rambunctious semi-adventure–appears, i have a burst of energy that is, all too often, not commensurate with the opportunity. often, my enthusiasm is utterly unwarranted, and is squandered as a result. it’s like electrifying an inanimate object and expecting it to come to life in a unique [...]
a subjective observation
every time an opportunity–for conviviality, economic stability, right livelihood, whatever-the-eff rambunctious semi-adventure–appears, i have a burst of energy that is, all too often, not commensurate with the opportunity. often, my enthusiasm is utterly unwarranted, and is squandered as a result. it’s like electrifying an inanimate object and expecting it to come to life in a unique [...]
you fill me with an average sensation
FROM LATE JUNE Telling someone (an old friend) about this blogon effheadbookled me at firstto realize that i’d not written anything on it or in it for nearly two moonswhich then led meto wonder what had happened at which, as if cued, all of these animals in my head commenced noising:some for attention,some to irritate me,some out [...]
you fill me with inertia.
Telling someone (an old friend) about this blogon effheadbookled me at firstto realize that i’d not written anything on it or in it for nearly two moonswhich then led meto wonder what had happenedat which, as if cued,all of these animals in my head commenced noisingsome for attention,some to irritate me,some out of wrathful anger like [...]
I Had Let This One Go
I’m back. Like an erstwhile truant student, having to return to class after a protracted absence to feel pelted on arrival by conclusions drawn during the interim. Although this and that are regrettable, I am bored by remorse, and wouldn’t claim any for overunderstanding. Per my receding from the fore of the fray (as it [...]
I Had Let This One Go
I’m back. Like an erstwhile truant student, having to return to class after a protracted absence to feel pelted on arrival by conclusions drawn during the interim. Although this and that are regrettable, I am bored by remorse, and wouldn’t claim any for overunderstanding. Per my receding from the fore of the fray (as it [...]
Bite My Knee
The last few weeks have been preternaturally stressful, with my synapses snapping like twigs under the feet of an oaf. Today, however, brought us into May, and heralded the appearance of a significant thing that I made with my pal Mick. It’s a record of my poetry, recited over backings from Mick and me. It’s [...]
Bite My Knee
The last few weeks have been preternaturally stressful, with my synapses snapping like twigs under the feet of an oaf. Today, however, brought us into May, and heralded the appearance of a significant thing that I made with my pal Mick. It’s a record of my poetry, recited over backings from Mick and me. It’s [...]
A Strategy
While my head is not together sufficiently to post, I’ll just put poems on here. With any luck, I’ll be able to do actual blogtype writing soon. Here’s one: A DOZEN THINGS THAT I CHOSE NOT TO SAY TODAY Today I am aging and silly, aSpill giving way to a stain. Today we don’t know [...]
Out of Paper
Sorry, people. There’s just too much that’s neither wheat nor chaff that it’s not even talkaboutable. I’ll try to post more consistently, but I seem to’ve misplaced my footing. Now, to sleep.
Blame Me
When our Desmond, who is soon to be 4, was soon to be 2, he began composing and producing the pithy aphorisms that proliferate to this day. Often, they reflect to us the turns of phrase that have come to substitute for precise language, to particularly incisive effect. An early example of this was seen [...]
Blame Me
When our Desmond, who is soon to be 4, was soon to be 2, he began composing and producing the pithy aphorisms that proliferate to this day. Often, they reflect to us the turns of phrase that have come to substitute for precise language, to particularly incisive effect. An early example of this was seen [...]
Sudden Disarray
All that a person can do on the last day of March, with incredibly important paperwork due by day’s end (it has yet to be done, and I can’t even find it), the house appearing squalid with clutter, and no money with which to pay bills for the coming month, is laugh. So, there was [...]
Sudden Disarray
All that a person can do on the last day of March, with incredibly important paperwork due by day’s end (it has yet to be done, and I can’t even find it), the house appearing squalid with clutter, and no money with which to pay bills for the coming month, is laugh. So, there was [...]
Let’s face it.
Everything is almost (but not quite) preternaturally lovely. My family is outstanding. Holy everything―the monstrously cute kindness of the youngsters, and Molly’s inordinate, exquisite wondrousness. I dunno what on earth a person can do in these situations, except be like, “Oh my word.” Don’t think that a birthday change is in the stars or cards [...]
Let’s face it.
Everything is almost (but not quite) preternaturally lovely. My family is outstanding. Holy everything―the monstrously cute kindness of the youngsters, and Molly’s inordinate, exquisite wondrousness. I dunno what on earth a person can do in these situations, except be like, “Oh my word.” Don’t think that a birthday change is in the stars or cards [...]
Let Me Eat Cake
No longer is it possible in any wise to pretend that I am any younger than thirty-three years old. Evidently, the big dumb sun has anchored imbecile earth to spin round it yet again. But it’s not bad, yet, because I have yet to awaken as a thirty-three-year-old person, kvetching to determine what havoc the [...]
Let Me Eat Cake
No longer is it possible in any wise to pretend that I am any younger than thirty-three years old. Evidently, the big dumb sun has anchored imbecile earth to spin round it yet again. But it’s not bad, yet, because I have yet to awaken as a thirty-three-year-old person, kvetching to determine what havoc the [...]
Love’s Labours Located
It is freeeeeezing cold outside, with winds that are nearing gales. We’re cowering indoors, I’m bored to tears, and cussing would be so much fun if it weren’t blanketed by the selfconsciousness of parenthood. I’d take Desmond and Ivor out somewheres, or go to see a movie if our wallet hadn’t been lost yesterday. I was [...]
Love’s Labours Located
It is freeeeeezing cold outside, with winds that are nearing gales. We’re cowering indoors, I’m bored to tears, and cussing would be so much fun if it weren’t blanketed by the selfconsciousness of parenthood. I’d take Desmond and Ivor out somewheres, or go to see a movie if our wallet hadn’t been lost yesterday. I was [...]
It Is Sometimes Like This
Seriously, everybody: If you’re at all the least bit curious, then please go to http://thechores.bandcamp.com. It’s free, and it would mean a great deal to me.
It Is Sometimes Like This
Seriously, everybody: If you’re at all the least bit curious, then please go to http://thechores.bandcamp.com. It’s free, and it would mean a great deal to me.
The Thing about Things
Vagueness is very special, in that it initiates a process that is unique to each beholder. Everybody has a somewhat-different version of what “thing” means in any idiom. And I was being vague, but “the thing about things” at this moment for me is “the difficulty about titling blog posts.” The good news that I’ve [...]
The Thing about Things
Vagueness is very special, in that it initiates a process that is unique to each beholder. Everybody has a somewhat-different version of what “thing” means in any idiom. And I was being vague, but “the thing about things” at this moment for me is “the difficulty about titling blog posts.” The good news that I’ve [...]
Birthday Surgery
Hi. It’s the morning here, so good morning! It has been said that at least two things would be or have been addressed by this point. For starters, I have been promising to detail the workings of the Birthday Surgeon. Well, dig what follows, please. Alright. Everybody knows that we age. In fact, we’ve done [...]
Birthday Surgery
Hi. It’s the morning here, so good morning! It has been said that at least two things would be or have been addressed by this point. For starters, I have been promising to detail the workings of the Birthday Surgeon. Well, dig what follows, please. Alright. Everybody knows that we age. In fact, we’ve done [...]
Flossing Is for Losers!
There was no reason to post this other than the title. It hit me like a bread sandwich.
Flossing Is for Losers!
There was no reason to post this other than the title. It hit me like a bread sandwich.
Don’t Read until Reading
…the Preceding Blog Post. [Actually, due to Blogger's strangenesses, you have to scroll down to see it. It's called "Preposterity."]Right. I have to continue, effective where yesterday left me and I left you (cruelly, just after dispensing [for your edutainment] my singular brush with Vanilla Ice). Thus refined…Molly and I considered July 27th, but we [...]
Don’t Read until Reading
…the Preceding Blog Post. [Actually, due to Blogger's strangenesses, you have to scroll down to see it. It's called "Preposterity."]Right. I have to continue, effective where yesterday left me and I left you (cruelly, just after dispensing [for your edutainment] my singular brush with Vanilla Ice). Thus refined…Molly and I considered July 27th, but we [...]
Preposterity
There’s an executive decision that’s been made, and I’m not talking about yet another disproportionate resource-driven slaughter of civilians that is somehow meant to illustrate how bad it is to kill civilians (I mean, duh. If they really are civilians, then why don’t they just stand clear of the damned ordnance?). No. I’m talking about an [...]
Preposterity
There’s an executive decision that’s been made, and I’m not talking about yet another disproportionate resource-driven slaughter of civilians that is somehow meant to illustrate how bad it is to kill civilians (I mean, duh. If they really are civilians, then why don’t they just stand clear of the damned ordnance?). No. I’m talking about an [...]
Posters Are for Posters
Oh, yes, well. The title of this post is intended to mirthfully obscure the fact that there’s really no purpose to writing now. Well, I do have a heap of work to do, and I just collected my old computer (with functional keys and all) from the computer store, and there has been an unseemly [...]
Oh, yes, well. The title of this post is intended to mirthfully obscure the fact that there’s really no purpose to writing now. Well, I do have a heap of work to do, and I just collected my old computer (with functional keys and all) from the computer store, and there has been an unseemly [...]
the chores existed
The Chores. I loved them. http://thechores.bandcamp.com/album/the-chores-existed
the chores existed
The Chores. I loved them. http://thechores.bandcamp.com/album/the-chores-existed
Daylight Squandering Time
the time what time is it again is passing yet it’s labored like trying to sled downhill only to sink into the snow and it’s also like growing taller while standing in quicksand there is little if any discernible change now it’s late and sleep can’t happen because the days have just been stretched in [...]
Daylight Squandering Time
the time what time is it again is passing yet it’s labored like trying to sled downhill only to sink into the snow and it’s also like growing taller while standing in quicksand there is little if any discernible change now it’s late and sleep can’t happen because the days have just been stretched in [...]
The Idea of March
It’s mostly incidental that things that are said or written are beheld as “statements,” especially in an era that finds people so externalized into appliances and applications. You know, people are (in the grand and general senses) divorced from one another, so wouldn’t it stand to reason that impact is divorced from action? Why else, [...]
The Idea of March
It’s mostly incidental that things that are said or written are beheld as “statements,” especially in an era that finds people so externalized into appliances and applications. You know, people are (in the grand and general senses) divorced from one another, so wouldn’t it stand to reason that impact is divorced from action? Why else, [...]
Naming Names
The MTV job is a fascinating thing. As I’ve said, I’m concocting a character who’s got feelings about his feelings. It is surreal and excellent. It’s also curious, as I’ve always loved writing about music.I’ve developed some stellar classifications for music, as well. Notable among these is Bearskin Rock, which pertains to that particularly grotseque [...]
Naming Names
The MTV job is a fascinating thing. As I’ve said, I’m concocting a character who’s got feelings about his feelings. It is surreal and excellent. It’s also curious, as I’ve always loved writing about music.I’ve developed some stellar classifications for music, as well. Notable among these is Bearskin Rock, which pertains to that particularly grotseque [...]
Only If You March First
BEFORE ANYTHING, I gotta say that I LOVE COMMENTS; how else would I know that you came here naturally instead of through the ridiculous tags? Thank you. (Before this post commences, I should tell you about the night’s vagaries: just as I was getting ready to publish this, the computer crashed and would not restart. [...]
Only If You March First
BEFORE ANYTHING, I gotta say that I LOVE COMMENTS; how else would I know that you came here naturally instead of through the ridiculous tags? Thank you. (Before this post commences, I should tell you about the night’s vagaries: just as I was getting ready to publish this, the computer crashed and would not restart. [...]
More of Them
oh my gosh i’m working i’m working it feels so good to finally be able to procrastinate in a merited manneri’m joking but only as much as you’ll find it amusingDig this: I’m doing pseudonymous writing for MTV as their Nerd Rock Correspondent. Thrilled am I. It’s crazy. My name is ‘Benjamin Daniels’; ‘Daniel’ is my [...]
More of Them
oh my gosh i’m working i’m working it feels so good to finally be able to procrastinate in a merited manneri’m joking but only as much as you’ll find it amusingDig this: I’m doing pseudonymous writing for MTV as their Nerd Rock Correspondent. Thrilled am I. It’s crazy. My name is ‘Benjamin Daniels’; ‘Daniel’ is my [...]
Poems (the first of several installments)
One at a time, I’m posting these. Then I’ll archive them into a separate area. this is from 2003. if you’re looking check yourself first if you’re looking for sense in the city today, always down the wrong avenue or via some flawful ex- press stratagem. where is it or has it gone? it’s moping [...]
Poems (the first of several installments)
One at a time, I’m posting these. Then I’ll archive them into a separate area. this is from 2003. if you’re looking check yourself first if you’re looking for sense in the city today, always down the wrong avenue or via some flawful ex- press stratagem. where is it or has it gone? it’s moping [...]
Correctifications
See, I didn’t even realize yesterday that I’d posted this exceptional program (programme, for you Anglotypes) as a separate blog entry—I thought that it was part of “Watch and Observe.” So, that should tell you something, but likely doesn’t. Nonetheless, when I awakened at 1:30 in the morning, haunted by heartbreak, I began to reflect upon everything [...]
Watch and Observe
I have allowed my slothful typing skills to deter my posting to this blog. Also, the fact that my computer is captive to a nearby computer-repair store. But, it is no longer a single shit that I give about any of that. How does a person curry favor with the cosmos? I’m speaking in [...]
Alright Already
excuses reasons excuse this reasoned excuse Sorry about that hiatus. I didn’t mean to do that. Okay, well—we live in a town called Brunswick, Maine. Everybody must know this by now. We’ve been in Maine for 5.3 lonely years, and we’d like to change all of that soon. As we shovel from yesterday’s wintry deposit, [...]
Correctifications
See, I didn’t even realize yesterday that I’d posted this exceptional program (programme, for you Anglotypes) as a separate blog entry—I thought that it was part of “Watch and Observe.” So, that should tell you something, but likely doesn’t. Nonetheless, when I awakened at 1:30 in the morning, haunted by heartbreak, I began to reflect upon everything [...]
Watch and Observe
I have allowed my slothful typing skills to deter my posting to this blog. Also, the fact that my computer is captive to a nearby computer-repair store. But, it is no longer a single shit that I give about any of that. How does a person curry favor with the cosmos? I’m speaking in [...]
Alright Already
excuses reasons excuse this reasoned excuse Sorry about that hiatus. I didn’t mean to do that. Okay, well—we live in a town called Brunswick, Maine. Everybody must know this by now. We’ve been in Maine for 5.3 lonely years, and we’d like to change all of that soon. As we shovel from yesterday’s wintry deposit, [...]
Waxing Intractable
2/8/2001, 10:48 AM Hi. I’m on Molly’s computer (the one with the strange keynoard problems). There’s a lot that will happen when everything becomes whatever it will be that enables me to support the claims made at the beginning of this very sentence (remember that?). This will be a brief post. In mundane news, I [...]
Waxing Intractable
2/8/2001, 10:48 AM Hi. I’m on Molly’s computer (the one with the strange keynoard problems). There’s a lot that will happen when everything becomes whatever it will be that enables me to support the claims made at the beginning of this very sentence (remember that?). This will be a brief post. In mundane news, I [...]
Declining (in order) to Explain
2/5/2011, 4:25 PM Ha! February says that. It awakens me daily. Mother Nature has undertaken a convincing portrayal of a redneck at a sports bar after his team loses and he discovers that an anonymous party has done something damaging to his truck. I refer to myself unreservedly as “a fairweather friend.” I’m very sad that [...]
Declining (in order) to Explain
2/5/2011, 4:25 PM Ha! February says that. It awakens me daily. Mother Nature has undertaken a convincing portrayal of a redneck at a sports bar after his team loses and he discovers that an anonymous party has done something damaging to his truck. I refer to myself unreservedly as “a fairweather friend.” I’m very sad that [...]
hooray for readers!
2/1/2011, 12:26 AM THE PRETEXT: Does anybody have any old blog posts from “good ideas on paper”? I deleted a ton of them by mistake. You could ask why or how this happened, but you’d get the same unsatisfying answer that I’ve already gotten. I refer you now to “Comments.” Love, Benb xoinfinity
hooray for readers!
2/1/2011, 12:26 AM THE PRETEXT: Does anybody have any old blog posts from “good ideas on paper”? I deleted a ton of them by mistake. You could ask why or how this happened, but you’d get the same unsatisfying answer that I’ve already gotten. I refer you now to “Comments.” Love, Benb xoinfinity
Cessation vs. Sensation
1/30/2011, 12:42 PM Well, a return to Maine has occurred, along with compounded confusion. Twelve days in an unforgivably pleasant climate does things like change minds. There will, most assuredly, be more on that in future postings, but this time (i.e., now) requires a gesture of solidarity toward an old friend now suffering the throes of theMediocre Life [...]
New Age against the Machine
1/27/2011, 1:36 PMI’ve chosen to stop cusping. It’s been ages that something of outrageous substance and/or significance has been “just around the corner,” like anybody ever specified which corner, and imminence bothers me, and the things that have done have only been muted by comparison to how they feel in the intractably amorphous alchemy whence they [...]
Haven’t You Heard?
1/7/2011, 7:59 AMFriday morning. Epiphanies are so yesterday.Were I at the helm of a class, I would use my fescue apparatus on a wall-mounted calendar to signify that “Here [THWACK!] is where we commence the vertiginous slide into sub-Arctic delirium.” The storm windows are covered with frost; this saddens me, as I’ve got a 9:00 meeting, and it’s [...]
The Future Was Then
1/4/2011, 9:47 PMYikes. Sorry for my protracted and unexcused absence (inferring that it was notable, which is a mite presumptuous), but all of my fingers have been, and are currently, crossed about the possibility of having work. This makes a dreadful mess of typing; I am quite sure that you understand.Welcome to 2011! This, my first [...]
Matter vs. Matters
12/31/2010, 1:32 AMThis is a trifle,just because it’s late and there’s some information that I’ve been wanting to divulge since “good ideas on paper” began. Regrettably, my tendency to prattle has precluded my doing so up to now, but it remains centrally important.Ready? Right, then: I have a superhero entity that I concocted (well, he [...]
